Pre-Season Rankings: "Got a sneaker deal and I ain't break a sweat" - Drake

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As a new father(congrats on the sex) I don’t have time anymore to write up comprehensive player profiles, team breakdowns or continue my crusade to bring Chester Bay to the Billboard Top 40. BUT, I will post tolerable rankings and push my agenda.

  1. BLUE TEAM - The most skillful, offensively gifted team probably ever assembled. Sadly, there is only once puck on the ice at a time and the amount of look off’s and shots being taken is going to bring smiles to everyones faces who is in attendance.

  2. GREEN TEAM - ‘First Round and Down Brown’ built a team that probably will get past the first round with Kogs, Grant and Dan who all won a Championship last session.

  3. GRAY TEAM - Postell’s Game plan when he drafted this team: Clutch, grab, bodycheck, ‘oops i didn’t mean to’, Gator shoots the puck into your ankle, win the game 2-1.

  4. SKY BLUE TEAM - Probably the most balanced team that was drafted and will get even better when Andy has his brother sub during impactful weeks to move them up the standings.

  5. BLACK TEAM - If having great chemistry meant winning championships then this would be a Dynasty. EXPECT Boz to have over 9 goals.

  6. RED - Didn’t want to add any new flashy names and stuck with 3v3 veterans, I’m very bias on flash though.