Pre season rankings: Winter Edition

People always ask me? How do I rank teams before I even see them skate. I say, “it’s easy, how jacked is their worst player and how many D1 players do they have.”

1. Orange team - D1 players: 3

   Starting off with the top team, 3 out of 4 and some argue the fourth skater could have if he was taller.

2. Baby Blue - D1 players: 3

   The second team on the list with three D1 players but their fourth player is not jacked at all. Which bumps them out of the top team ranking.

3. Gray Team - D1 players: 2

   Not a bad amount of D1 players but at anytime on the ice they will only have one out there.

4. Green Team - D1 players: 2(one is a goalie)

   Technically only one D1 players and that means there could be zero on the ice at anytime.

5. Yellow Team - D1 players: 0

   Thoughts and prayers up to this team