GREASY MITTS

It is hard to give a true power rankings with so many teams playing with three guys, 1 team never having a goalie they draft and teams using all their subs already. But i’ll do my best.

1.) Green Team - Three weeks out of five of 3-1 and 46 goals in 5 weeks, which is absurd. 3 out of 4 guys in the top 5 for scoring with the fourth a couple goals out, absurd again!

2.) Orange Team - Two weeks without Wags and they are 3-5, which makes them drop out of sole first place. Not using a Sub last week but still able to pull off a respectable 2-2. I am predicting 3-1 this week with Wags back.

3.) Baby Blue - One game away from tied for first place, the team has the best GAA and 37 goals in 5 weeks also very respectable. Carson is also heating up which will boost their production and launch this in another orbit(or burn up in the atmosphere and crash back down to earth).

4. ) Black Team - Has maybe had their full squad for 1 week this year, but I can’t confirm that because I don’t remember. They have either had a sub or skated with three guys all season. Its hard to put a ranking on this team but could be top 3 if they had a full squad.

5.) Gray Team - They have been looking a lot better after the first three weeks where they were getting a goalie beer every week. 2-2 last week, 3-1 the week before, maybe Paulson will be their forever goalie?! What genie bottle did this team find to get this good luck.