Power Rankings Week 8: Should Gray not be allowed in the playoffs?

My phone has been ringing off the hook, “How many subs is gray going to use?” “When is Grays real goalie coming back?” “Why does dan keep his towel on while he puts his undies on after the shower?” All I respond is “I don’t know.” But in a position of power, that’s not a good enough answer for the people, and maybe I need to be the change they need.

While I schedule an emergency council meeting let me do my mid season awards.

1. ) Captain of the Year: Brodhag - his team started 2-6 to start the season and turning it around into 14-6 the next 5 weeks. Note for future captains, draft the goalie last and then pivot when they can’t play.

2. ) Rookie of the Year - B Larson(Grays goalie) - 1.25 GAA, best in the league. Goalie of the year nom too?

3. ) Player of the Year - TJ - Greasy mitts version of Ovechkin. Goals won’t stop until morale improves.

4. ) Defensive Player of the Year - Volk - Playing with three guys every week, legs are tired and still manages to grind out a 2-2 every week.