THE RETURN OF THE POWER RANKINGS: “I have to return some videotapes” ― Bret Easton Ellis

It has been a while since power rankings have been published and they are back with vengeance.

1. GRAY TEAM - yes, they had three guys. yes, dan lead the week in scoring. yes, they got three wins. yes, they got stomped by royal 4-0 in their one loss.

2. GREEN TEAM - Get rid of their first game where they lost 7-3, Druk only let in 1 goal the next three games. I do think they have the most fire power in purely offensive point of view so saying that, i’d make a trade for a defenseman.

3. ROYAL TEAM - Pound for pound the fastest team that has taken the ice at the super rink. Please do not watch Austin’s Instagram vids, I dont want anyone to decrypt Mr. .500GAA.

4. BLACK TEAM - I was reffing Green Vs Black and the whole time i was thinking if Lohry and Johnson got traded for Kogler and Haider, black would be an all Forest Lake team. I am in for that.

5. RED TEAM - I’m going to be honest, thought this team would be 3-1 before the day started.

6. GREEN TEAM - yikes.