Playoff Week Predictions: "Ten different looks and my looks all kill" - Cardi B

It is finally playoffs, the past doesn’t matter anymore. Who cares that Black team scored 144 goals this season? It doesn’t matter anymore that Blue team averaged only 1.2 Wins a week throughout the season. No body cares that the Yellow team only has 5 wins in the past 4 week! People aren’t chatting about Kogs possibly missing Championship week because he’s missed Championships before!

Okay, now that we are done not talking about stuff lets get some predictions done.

Play-in Game: Orange(4) vs Blue(5) - Even though Orange team will most likely be arriving at the rink already on their last legs (Arne is in Florida til Tues, Liebs keeping the streets clean, Phil skating that morning, Hockert carrying around the gallon jug of water, Faust stair mastering at Anytime Fitness during lunch) they should still get some lucky bounces. Prediction: Orange 2-0, MVP - Hockerts hot hands

Semi-Finals: Green(2) vs Yellow(3) - Size vs Speed matchup. Haider, Brownie and TJ will get pucks to the net and pepper Grant from all angles. While the quad-core led by Boz will need to use their speed to get some chances. Expect low scoring goalie duel between Druk and Grant. Prediction: Green 2-1, MVP - Grant

Semi-Finals: Black(1) vs Orange(4) - This is going to be a tough go for Black, sitting for an hour waiting while drinking high PH water while the Orange has those nice loose legs and hands. This is going to be a physical game with lot of stick work so hopefully the Referees are calling a good game. Prediction: Black: 2-1, MVP - Way

Championship: Black(1) vs Green(2) - I will not be predicting the Championship this year. Let jesus take the wheel!