Week 11 Power Rankings: "We went back inside sat down had a few drinks, But all he kept talking about was...." - Bruce Springsteen.

The last week of the regular season is here and only two teams have anything to play for.  Orange is one game behind Green for the top spot and the regular season Championship. A person who wishes to remain anonymous told me they over heard the Captain of the Orange team talking about how they might not want to win because the path fo least resistance is to stay in second and play the Blue team instead of either Yellow or Black.  

1.) ORANGE - The hottest goalie in the league in Benik and the hotttest goal scorer with 5 seconds left in Brando.  UPDATE: Brand has cut his hair, beard and head hair. His teammates cannot be happy with such a drastic change this close to play off time.  He probably should have just shaved the beard, and showed up like this. 

2. GREEN -  Like a fine wine, the correct aging of Green is 44 Games. If we hired a Master Sommelier(for the people that live in Hugo/FLake area this is a person who tastes wine and describes it to you) he would describe them as "Full-bodied and with slow legs, with abundant bad passes, it possesses the balance age for 40+ years."

3. BLUE - While we are all playing checkers, Kog's is playing Chess. 9-3 since the trade that brought over goal scoring savant Haider.  Also i'm sure his team will love the free beer they won because things won are better than things earned! 

4. BLACK -  Remove last week when Tyler was gone and this team is a respectable 4-4, this will be the week to see if they are who they think they are. Like the old saying goes, The Standard is the Standard.

5. YELLOW - Gator scoring 0 goals last week and having the lowest per team goal total is not a trend that they should want.  Playing the ever feared 0-3-1 formation will surely bleed teams dry with boredomness.