Week 11 in Review

Consider this: consuming five or more alcoholic beverages in just one night can affect your brain and physical activities for up to three days. Overall, alcohol is detrimental to sports performance because of how it affects the body during exercise.

Based on the research findings above the USPHC and Scanida Cup severely affected 65% of the 3 on 3 member's hockey ability this week! No excuses moving forward! 

Quote of the Weekend: "Are you on blood thinners?....No just alcohol"

Pick Em: Grun buried 7 goals before his upcoming hiatus. Only 2 people partook in the pick em' this week with a chance to win last week's carryover. Both guessed wrong....... expect the bets to come in this week with a double carryover!

Power Rankings

  1. Black Team - 3 wins, 3 weeks in a row? No coincidence that Rat has brought his 3 kids during this stretch. If redheads are the devil then blondes must be the angels watching over the black team the last 3 weeks. p.s. tell your kids to give our pucks back!
  2. Orange Team - Back at top of the standings with a 3-1 week means Neururer lost on Sunday in the 40+ division of the USPHC and is looking to take it out on someone. Don't poke the bear! *Just a reminder* - Jason this isn't a dodge ball league, catching the opponents shot doesn't put them out of the game.
  3. Yellow Team - Grun will miss the last 2 weeks of the regular season so decided to snipe the 7 total he would have had all in this week. That's big of a loss of production. The push up/sit up/pull up regiment in the clink messed with Brand's scoring touch. One goal in 2 weeks isn't going to make up for the loss of Grun.
  4. Blue Team - Another 2 win week for the squad without Kogler who is starting his own daddy daycare. Only $150 per week per kid for those that are looking for a daycare provider that has been known to shave hockey sticks in his chest hair.
  5. Green Team - 0-4 on the week! 5 goals total for the week! Greg puts in 0 of those goals means the green team is trending downward. Greg has double the goals of the next highest on his team. What is the saying? "You miss 100% of the shots you pass to your teammates"