Power Rankings: A week early!

I woke up and had the urge to write power rankings, fresh thoughts in my hurting head after drinking disgusting IPA’s that were gifted to me.

1. Royal Blue - Multiple people came up to be after the skate and said “Royal’s Buzzin!” Yes, they were. Buzzing like a nest of murder hornets who just masaquered a bunch of bumble bees on the ice.

2. Baby Blue - Rick Ross is probably going to give me a beer next week for ranking this team so high, but journalism is the 4th democracy and cannot be silenced. But they looked good this week and Nieto having all Union pads now really elevates his game.

3. Orange - You are only as good as your last game and Orange was not good. But good enough to be 3rd. People keep on mentioning how they want Orange in the playoffs because they can save their energy for the championship then.

4. Green - Some how they are in sole second place but if they keep missing guys weekly and skating three, they would be in trouble. BUT, Royal did put up a ton of goals vs green and I dont see that stopping anytime soon.

5. Black - They should be #2 in the league with their fire power but they should have made a trade at the deadline like Volk for Mckelvie, seems like a win win for both teams and everyone loves trades.

6. Gray - Lets never forget Mikey said he was going to do the Power rankings last week. All he did was sit in the Delta Sky Lounge for hours doing nothing except face timing his new pup.